I don’t remember who had the idea or why it seemed so good but somehow it was decided that we’d throw a D&D party. It turns out that D&D makes a great party game.
My friend Jason Edward Davis offered both to host the party and to DM the game. He and I talked about the adventure a little but he did all the creative work of fleshing out the story, building the dungeon, and generally making the game awesome.
I’ve always played D&D the normal way — sitting around a table, talking, rolling dice, eating a huge bag of Doritos. But in the way Jason plays there are real-life interactions. At one point I had to arm wrestle another guy at the table. I won, my character won money, and his took a temporary hit to his charisma. Another house rule: if you fumbled a roll, then you had to take a shot. And if you rolled a critical, then you got to assign a shot to someone else. I’m pretty sure only one character survived.
One essential ingredient to any game of D&D is the character sheet. In case you’re not familiar, a character sheet is a form where you fill in the details of your character — name, race and class, level, alignment, stats, hit points, THAC0, armor class, languages and proficiencies, saving throws, weapons, armor, items, spells, that sort of thing. The character sheet is your ticket to the game. It contains all the information on the character you’re playing.
But somehow character sheets are impossible to find. I have seen literally two fresh character sheets — one each for a friend and me, given to us by our first DM. All the others have been copies of copies. Gaming stores don’t carry them. They carry standalone adventure books, complete campaign sets, binders of monsters, reference books on everything from gnomes and halflings to the planes of existence, but character sheets? They told us good luck. And then I spent $30 on dice.
Also, creating characters isn’t something you want to do at a party. There are so many dice to roll, so many soul-searching decisions to make. If you care about your character, it could take 20, 30 minutes. And it’s a process you’ll want to work through at home, alone. Pour a Chimay and light some candles. But if you don’t, it could take 20 to 30 milliseconds.
So some friends came over and we created 40 characters. I wrote a Ruby script to generate the boring stuff and we had a lot of fun picking a name, an item, and a character trait. We wrote everything out, and then I typed everything back in. Yes, I’m an idiot.
But then I made my own character sheets. The Ruby script chomps through the file containing the character data and spits out HTML files. Those HTML files can then be styled, opened in a browser, and converted to PDFs. Those PDFs can then be taken to Kinko’s and printed. Those printed sheets can then by cut up and stacked. Those stacked sheets can then by rifled through by your party people. Those party people can then select a character they like. And then you can play.
I left out a lot of things — it’s a party, we play loose with the rules — but they fit the purpose well. And they look snazzy thanks to Hoefler Text and some icons from The Noun Project.
If you want a bunch of characters for your own game of Dungeons & Debauchery, get in touch.